From a midnight call to self.rand()
I lament the greatest/crappiest dorkcore band (n)ever to have existed, Illegal Operation, with the stellar line-up of Major Crash on drums, General P. Fault on bass, and Colonel Dump on guitar.
It is rumored that there is some intersection between Illegal Operation, Lack of Talent, and Sausagebot.
P.S. Yes, I was (am) the (un-)esteemed Col. Dump.
P.P.S. I am woefully sleep-deprived this week.
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Nice! Illegal Operation could play a show with my imaginary Guns and Roses dorkcore band, K’nf’nR.
CRUCIAL SAUSAGEBOT MYTHOS UPDATE: Today I went to Annies Pancake House. I ordered the one egg with bacon. When I received my order, what was on my plate? SAUSAGE. Not bacon, SAUSAGE. Annie’s pent up guilt over shortchanging you a sausage reached critical mass and she tried to make up for her unforgivable transgression by giving you your sausage back, ipso facto, through me. In the process, Annie fucked up a LOT member’s order again. This aggression will not stand. Bot or I am a sausagebot, 2-3-8-33-85-9 cabbage library. Bot bot.
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